My ex said she hadn't cum in three months - well, what am I for? 🤫

Face it, maids, your husband won't give you that much money for sex

My husband won't let me cheat, so I'll suck a friend off without asking

Sucks at an interview and thinks she'll get the job now

Husband is drunk asleep next to me, so I have to suck his dildo while the courier fucks

Lied to her boyfriend about spending the night at her friend's house while she was out partying

Don't know how to pick up a married woman? — Let her touch your dick!